Picture these women; Beyoncé, Kim
Kardashian, and Angelina Jolie. They all have one thing in common- all
three are sexy as hell, have incredible bodies, and are waaaay out of my
league. Don’t get me wrong, I would want nothing than to suck their
clits and hear them moan as I work on their muffs, but who am I kidding?
If I can’t get the cheap hood chicks to part their legs for me, what
chance do I possibly stand of fucking a celebrity? I’m a 21st-century
loser, and I know my limits. But the day these women show up to my door
and beg me for sex is the day I find the cure for AIDs. I’m not even
Funny enough, my first thought wouldn’t be to drag them to my bed. It
would be ‘Oh my god, is my small prick good enough for them?’ How
embarrassing, but realistic at the same time.
I imagine Hollywood ladies have a long line of well-hung, moneyed, and
connected dudes waiting to have a taste of the cherry and they wouldn’t
look at my excuse of a cock twice, but who is to stop me from dreaming? I
have a long list of celebs I’d love to jump in the sheets with, but
that’s not the way the world works, is it? We regular freaks like
fantasizing about famous women falling for us because we know that won’t
happen. But ultimately, the ‘forbidden fruit’ angle massages my ego to
think I could land something close to my ideas of perfection.
We all know that’s not happening. Well, unless I’m ThePornDude (who
probably shags Hollywood celebs left to right and center), which I’m
clearly not. But I think I found a site that may help me use less of my
limited imagination and more of my lustful eyes. I’m talking about
Ancensored.com, which is a fantastic platform for celeb nudity-loving
freaks to see how their favorite singers, actresses, TV hosts, and other
famous women look underneath their clothes. Ready for the erotic ride?
Hold on to your lubes and tissue and sit tight as I tell you everything
there is to know.
The naked statistics
If you look at the site’s ‘About Us’ section, the site states that they
have a bunch of pervs who have dedicated the last 10 years to building
the biggest stash of celebrity nudes. Many sites claim to have the
biggest collection but ultimately fail to live up to the hype, but the
numbers at Ancensored.com are quite impressive. The site has +153,010
videos and over 928,866 pictures with content coming from movies, TV
shows, and appearances, as well as professional photoshoots and
There are 51,888 files from movies and TV shows. Those raunchy scenes
from blockbuster show Game of Thrones? You are likely to find them
here. Unlike other sites that only bring you stars from the US and UK,
you can expect to bust a nut to famous hotties from decades ago as well
as current stars from just about anywhere in the world. Needless to
say, quality varies, but that’s to be expected of the entire celebrity
Spank-it to the hottest naked celebs
The first time you land on the site, you might mistake it for your
average celebrity news blog site. However, the sneaky dude with a camera
on the logo gives you a hint of what you should expect, and if he is as
good as he’d like us to believe, you can expect some hot shit.
You can kick off your journey from the ‘Today’s Featured and Popular
Celebrities’ which is more like a ranking of the hottest celebs based on
user ratings. Some of the names here include Elizabeth Montgomery,
Naomi Scott, Matilda De Angelis, and Bella Thorne among others.
Admittedly, I don’t know some of these ladies, but if their nudes can
provide masturbation fodder, you can bet I’ll be checking them out.
There are certainly plenty of sumptuous tits and muffs to cool off with.
That said, I have gripes with how the content is presented. When you do
click on a celeb, the site starts by redirecting you to some pretty
messed up pages with spam that were strong enough to break through my
adblocker. Sometimes closing the window is a challenge and it’s an
absolute mood-killer especially if it pops up when you are trying to nut
to Jessica Rose’s sex tape.
Who else is down for some premium cable titties?
You can bet I’m first in that lane. Like earlier mentioned,
Ancensored.com has a TV Shows and Movies section, which is a fantastic
way to look for nudes and nude scenes from popular movies. You saw a
naked girl on a certain movie and can’t remember her name? Don’t fret.
Just look up the show’s name from this section and fap your night away.
However, you’ll need to brace yourself for more ads each time you try to
access the TV Show link at the header. Damn, not again! Can’t these
folks make it easier to access these nudes? Anyway, when you do manage
to negotiate the sometimes full-screen ads, you will absolutely love the
specimen on show. I really enjoyed jerking it to Kristen Bell’s nude
scenes in Veronica Mars. Given how sexy she looks with no clothes on, it
is actually a surprise that no one has managed to hack her phone for
more of this sauce.
Anyway, there is plenty of sexy flesh to see in this section, and with a
stash of over 50k files from TV shows and movies, quantity should be
the least of your worries. However, it’s good to note that not all
pics/videos feature full nudity. Sometimes you will have to make do with
just a cleavage.
Celebrity nudity galore
One thing I have to give it up to Ancensored is how neatly the content
in the celebrities section is cataloged. The celebrities’ database is
divided into sections and apart from ‘Todays Featured & Popular
Celebrities,’ you can pick your fap materials from Hollywood
celebrities, singer/musician celebrities, model celebrities, Asian,
skinny, black, blonde hair, brunette, pro athletes, Hispanic, and
Mideast celebrities. Each section has the option to view the nudity by
Today Top 100 and all-time Top 100. If a star has nude photos or sex
tapes, you can expect to find them here.
Functional design, smooth navigation
The site has certainly not broken any new grounds in terms of innovation
as far as the design is concerned, but most importantly, it gets the
job done. I don’t like the bright background, but the content is
generally well presented, and anyone will find something to float their
boat. Everything is where it is supposed to be, the fonts are just the
right size, and there is a good mixture of colors.
Navigating the site is also super smooth. The first thing of note is the
advanced search feature and the option for users to search for
celebrities using the first letter of their names. At the top right
corner is the option to switch languages between English, German,
Spanish, Russian, and French among others. Language won’t be an obstacle
for you to sling jizz. Other browsing options include the tags cloud
near the bottom right, which includes tags like great nudity, has shown
bush, large breasts, and hall of fame nudity, among others.
Things to love about Ancensored.com
A large collection of celebrity content; the numbers say it all. There
is a whole lot of celebrity content for you to stroke it too.
Hot celeb videos; there are thousands of celebrity nude scenes and sex
tapes with everything involving fast, smooth streams.
Great indexing; the content at Ancensored.com is well organized and
categorized, making it easy to retrieve.
Things to hate about Ancensored.com
Plenty of ads; the content on this site is free, but it comes with a
hefty price with ads and awful redirects being the order of the day.
No free download; to download anything from the site, you will need to
be a registered user which almost sounds like blackmail.
Plenty of non-nude scenes/pictures; not everything is about nudity as I
came across plenty of pictures and videos where the woman in question
was actually fully clothed.
With a large number of celebrity clips and nude photos from all around
the world, Ancensored.com (often misspelled as "ancnesored",
"ancesored", "ancencored" and "acensored") is a solid pick for anyone
who likes the celebrity niche. There is an excellent mixture of
established and rising stars, and you can never be bored with new
content added regularly. I particularly liked the great indexing and
organization. And although more improvements could be made, we’ll take
the good with the bad.