BangBros
Bang Bros Network aka Bang Brothers! Since the very early days of the internet, pornography has been a serious competition towards perfection. No porn website is truly perfect because new genres come up every day, and with the advent of new technologies, there’s always something fresh around the corner. Some websites, however, try really hard to consistently record and upload hot and original smut, and these are the websites I cherish most. I’ve been a sad and lonely virgin for the majority of my adult life and if it wasn’t for these triple-A porn sites I wouldn’t know just how far the female anus could stretch or how many loads of cum the average female vagina could take before exploding into a giant creampie. So as I sit alone in my tiny room, in front of my 1999 CRT monitor, I thank the porn gods for blessing me with my many porn subscriptions and my 10% discount at the local sex shop that I use to buy different kinds of fleshlights. I’ve always looked up to buff alpha males and wanted to be like them someday. As you may know, ThePornDude is my absolute biggest idol. He’s everything I’m not and everything I want to be. Thanks to serious upscale porn sites, I kind of have an idea as to how it would feel to be a successful and good looking dude. Women would be fighting over my 12-inch man meat and bending over backwards to suck me off until I pass out. Unfortunately, this is just a fantasy, but at the very least I can lose myself in HD porn videos every day and forget my sorrows until the day I actually get to touch a woman. Until that day, I will be spending most of my time on sites like BangBros, checking in every day to see what the newest flavor of smut will be.
Respecting Women
You guys probably know that I take feminism very seriously – I am a devoted white knight who believes that all women should be given the respect they deserve. I haven’t seen a website that respects women more than BangBros. I mean these guys go out of their way to find the most beautiful and most sought after porn stars on the web and put them in really immersive and believable porn scenarios that are catchy from the very start of the video. You’ll see all kinds of stories from the classic “fucking your teacher” trope to the recently popularized “stepsister begs for cum”. BangBros have it all. One particular porn genre that BangBros do very often is a fun spin on the “cuck” fetish, where they’ll get an actor to play a girl’s boyfriend or husband, then get another actor to fuck her while he’s got his back turned. One particular video on the site that I warmly recommend is titled “Emily Willis Fucks Her Boyfriend’s Dad’. I say you should watch this video right away because I feel like it was written after my life story – or at the very least after my fantasies. There’s this geeky little nerd boy with large glasses and a skinny build, playing video games and minding his own business, while his buff alpha-male dad fucks his girlfriend in the background. If ThePornDude was my dad and I actually had a girlfriend, I would imagine that this is exactly how that situation would pan out. Honestly, though, I can’t fault any woman for picking a guy like ThePornDude over me – it just makes sense. What can my 2-incher offer them that ThePornDude could not do better, harder and longer?
Tons of Variety
BangBros is one of the very few porn websites that actually uploads new videos every single day. Most websites could only dream of a consistent upload schedule like that. I went through their collection and as far as I can see they haven’t missed a single day – there’s exactly one new video every 24 hours, and every single time it’s something new and amazing. On top of that, BangBros are obviously not discriminating in their pornstars' selection. They seem to be hiring just about any female pornstar that is willing to get fucked on film. So you’ll see a lot of triple-A legends like Remy LaCroix, and literal thousands of pornstars that you’ve never heard of before. The intersectional feminist in me also appreciates that there are pornstars of pretty much every race you can think of, and they don’t discriminate on the basis of age either. They’ve got old ass MILFs, some even older than my mom, and young ass nubiles that look like they just turned 18 yesterday. As for the genres, those too are very inclusive, as not every pornstar wants to perform every sex act. Some girls just don’t wanna do anal and that’s ok, because most of the other ones do. – The lesson here is that if your girlfriend doesn’t want to let you fuck her in the ass, get a second girlfriend who will. Though for me, the real challenge is getting a girl to let me hold her hand first, and we’ll see where we go from there.
4K Sold Separately
BangBros is amazing at just about everything they do except for one little exception that I’ve never seen before on any other porn site – You pay for 4K quality aside from your subscription, regardless of what your actual subscription is. Their subscription is ridiculously cheap given that they are a contender for best porn site on the internet, but it doesn’t make any sense to me that you need to pay $120 for a yearly subscription, which comes down to $10 a month, but then you also need to add a 4K subscription on top of that for $5 a month. It would be so much simpler to just bundle them together and be done with it. On the other hand, they’re probably looking out for pathetic losers like myself who don’t have the money to buy a 4K screen. I guess that if you can’t see 4K videos, you don’t want to pay for them either, so it’s like you’re getting a discount. Either way, the site is cheap for what it offers, so I can’t really complain.
The Interface and Search
It’s obvious by now that I love BangBros and their business model, but I gotta say, their site design really confused me at first. There’s nothing wrong with it, if anything it’s really sleek and effective, it’s just extremely retro. It takes a bit of getting used to because the whole thing has styles and frames that are more reminiscent of the 1990s dating sites than 2019 porn sites. On the other hand, that can be seen as a great thing, since the layout puts the focus on the actual porn videos, and not on advertising material. The site has a ton of cross-network ads, but they do not get in your way, all thanks to the simple retro design. The ads are on the right, the menus are on the left and the 95% mid-section is reserved for the smut. I can appreciate that devotion to the porn. There’s not much to say about the right sidebar where it’s mostly just ads from other sites in the network. There’s also a tiny section dedicated to the latest BangBros girls, which is a great way to find new, possibly 18-year-old, pornstars that have just joined the production. The sidebar on the left, however, is great because it lets you get to where you need to go really quickly. You can check out your favorited videos, look up a list of all the models on the site and even see which models are popular with other viewers on the site. It’s just a really simple really functional website.
Conclusion
BangBros (often misspelled as "bangbross" and "bamgbros") has always been a serious contender for the best porn site on the internet. And if they keep uploading every day like they’ve been doing so far, I don’t see anyone coming along to knock them down any time soon. Their videos are made with love, care, sweat and a lot of hardcore penetration. This is the kind of website that both losers like myself and real men like ThePornDude can equally appreciate. If you’re looking for the best of the best and you won’t settle for anything less, then BangBros is the place for you. Try it out, check out the previews, give it some thought – I’m sure that if you can afford, you will subscribe.
