Hentai.tv
Shaking your dick at cartoons? That’s stuff straight from the book of losers. I mean, only people who’ve totally lost hope in life would sit all day watching cartoons have sex while they could be out there chasing girls, right? At least that’s what ThePornDude thinks of people who get off hentai. In his usual colorful language, the ultimate porn god feels hentai and cartoon porn, in general, is ‘geeky neckbeard shit’ and although I don’t necessarily like the phrasing, he is right, you know. This dude is never wrong, and sometimes he makes me feel like shit, especially when the thought of how he is busy screwing hot girls in every corner of the planet while I’m stuck in this basement talking about porn and beating meat to nasty toon pornography crosses my mind. Damn, it feels awful to be at the bottom of the food chain. However, don’t be too quick to judge. You’d have to be in my position to understand how it feels like to be the punchline of all jokes about fat and ugly people. It certainly feels terrible and has affected my confidence throughout the years, which probably explains why I’ve been struggling to get laid. Cartoons on the other hand? They are perfectly drawn, nice curves, perky boobs, and they can do all sorts of nasty and unlike the few girls I’ve met in life, they don’t have an attitude and won’t tell you off for being a broke ass loser who still lives with his mom well into his 30s. Now you can see where I’m coming from, right? Thing is, I’m a perv who absolutely loves watching cartoon porn, and although I’m trying hard to get my dick wet, cartoons provide a way for me to escape reality which is why I was excited to discover Hentai.tv, which appears like it’s here to revolutionize the world of anime porn. The good news to my fellow anime porn lovers is I’m going to take a dive into the deep end of this wonderful source of toon smut by the end of which I should tell you everything you need to know about the site. Spoiler alert; it’s kinky, freaky, and dirty enough to catch your attention.
Loads of kinky cartoon erotica
The first thing I noted the moment I landed on Hentai.tv is how similar their logo is to Pornhub. The black and yellow (orange?) color is unmistakable. Does it mean they intend to be the nerdy version of the porn giant? Well, no way to know that for sure, but if the horns on ‘TV’ are an indication of what to expect, I can bet there will be plenty of horny freaks frantically looking for lube and tissues. Sit tight and watch the collection of the freakiest cartoon porn unfold before your eyes. From a distance, it looks like these guys are offering the same great hardcore fetishes you’ve come to expect from anime porn.
There are simply no limits
The major selling point for hentai and anime porn, in general, is that there are no limitations. It explains why most of the scenes are insanely sexy as the artist is the only limit, and most of them are perverted beyond repair anyway. It’s the only way they can come up with some of the scenarios you will find here. The site welcomes you with thumbnails covering manga, doujin, and HD porno anime videos. Damn, the cartoons are so well done; you almost feel like they are real until you see the kinky things they are doing, which no real woman would. Let’s take a look at the thumbnails now, shall we? The tour starts with the latest doujins, which are independently published manga, covering loads of pretty kinky scenarios. The first doujin had a femdom scene, another featured a sexy toon babe being fucked by some alien creature, and another one featured amputations and plenty of blood! Well, this would only be possible in this niche as no self-respecting producer would film such deprived scenarios. And which actor would even be able to pull it off anyway? Good news has a way of spreading like bush fire if the number of views is anything to go by, and this place is obviously teeming with creepy, cartoon loving freaks. Below the doujins you have your pick of the latest hentai which is where the hottest action is going down. Not only do you have some pretty depraved scenarios to check out (how does monster rape sound?), the videos are available in HD, and you will be able to watch the toon debauchery in crystal clear quality (peaking at 1080p). I could see plenty of girl-girl scenes, kinky bondage, action heroes, nipple twisters, messy penetration shots, loads of crazy positions. These toon babes can limber! If you are looking to see sweet-looking honeys with gigantic racks sucking monstrous dicks, this is it. The hentai and doujins may trace their roots from Japan, but the good folks at Hentai.tv have strived to avail them in English for easier consumption. They are accompanied by short descriptions and, best of all, are available for download in 480p, 720p, and 1080p! You’ll be waddling knee-deep in this kinky collection and loving every second of it. The download is done in several formats, and you will be able to choose the format that’s most fitted for your device or platform. There’s a format for mobile phones, both Android and iOS, and formats for both Windows PCs and Macs. Cool, huh?
Who else wants to see toon dicks and pussies?
You can certainly count me in. Thing is, most of the porn from Japan is censored be it cartoon porn or whatever. This means you need to use your imagination since the genitals and penetrations are blurred. I’ve never understood the reasoning behind this, seeing Japan is home to some of the kinkiest porn on earth. The same can be said of the collection at Hentai.tv. Well, at least not the whole of it. These guys have a collection of new, all crystal-clear, crisp HD with realistic animations and extreme depravity, and you get to see everything without troubling your imagination! You’ll have to see to believe.
Amazing artwork overall
These chicks are not real women. That’s not in dispute. However, they are just as awesome, and if anything, these babes offer you something that pornstars cannot. For starters, they have curves in the right places, and their bodies are flawless. Their bodies are fit, and all of them have amazing big and firm boobs. I have to salute the artists for coming up with such fabulous artwork. If you had a crush on an anime babe and wish to see her in action, Hentai.tv is the perfect place.
It’s not free
I probably should have told you this earlier, but all this goodness is not coming to you for free. Hentai.tv is actually part of a network, and for you to be a member, you will have to part with $29.95 monthly while a 3-month membership will set you back some $59.95. The 3-month option is obviously better as it brings the cost per month down to $20, but the decision is yours. While the collection at Hentai.tv is not that overwhelming, I was pleased to discover that for the price of one, you get access to other sites in the network, which give the collection a significant boost. As a Hentai.tv member, Hentai Dreams, Party Girls Flashing, Totally Blonde, Erotic Cheerleaders, Young GirlFriend, Absolute Handjobs, 3D Adult Comics, Euro Sex Nation, Interracial Sex Zone and Toys in Chicks will be yours. Not bad, after all!
Why visit Hentai.tv
HD hentai video; enjoy the smooth streams of kinky hentai videos that are available in the highest quality, peaking at 1080p. Good collection of uncensored content; while the majority of the porn here is censored, you can still find a solid line up of uncensored videos. Bonus sites; hentai.tv membership opens the floodgates to kinky adult content courtesy of the numerous sites in the network.
Possible concerns
Censored scenes; this is largely expected of adult content originating from Japan, but it still doesn’t make it better. I certainly don’t like the mosaic mess around the genitals. Site design could be better; for a site that people are paying to access, I’d say the design looks a bit basic and lacks minimum browsing features. Plenty of room for improvement in that regard.
Final word
I have a few doubts in my mind that Hentai.tv is the place to be if you love animated porn. There is plenty of juicy and kinky cartoon porn to get off with an entire network available for the price of one. The videos are available for streaming and downloading in impeccable quality, and you can look forward to jerking off with reckless abandon for the foreseeable future.
