Well, I guess some truths are just difficult to admit even to yourself. It is also very confusing even to your family members when you are in your 30’s, and still, you haven’t been laid yet. I remember sometime back, probably in high school, when my mother thought I was gay. In attempts to make me love women, she would sneak a lesbian magazine in my bedroom while doing my laundry. Little did she know that I was damn straight, only I could get girls to think I was. Well, thank you mom, those women in the magazines were so obviously very hot, and the girl on girl action somewhat stuck on my mind. I still can’t stop thinking about those alpha females laying other women like they were born to do it. Unlike straight porn, watching girls licking, sucking, and fingering each other’s honeypots wouldn’t remind of me of my obvious inadequacies down south. How could I be here wallowing in self-pity while guys like ThePornDude are charming knickers off women by simply looking at them? I think I better stick with lesbian porn where no ten-inch dicks will be mocking my minute member. Anyway, welcome to my review of Sxyprn.com, which has a lesbian section for people who are seduced by beautiful women eating pussy, kissing, tribbing (pussy grinding), sucking tits, and using sex toys among other naughty stuff horny women do to each other. Is it enough to help me avoid more embarrassing rejections? Well, let’s find out.
Simple but decent site design
Sxyprn.com outlook is probably not as simple as I would have preferred, but it gets the job done, which is the most important thing. Maybe my obsession with simplicity is what has cost me a pussy. Anyway, the site has a black background with thumbnails and header tabs. There is not much in the way of colors, and apart from black, there is only a hint of white and orange. There is nothing orange about the videos unless you are talking about white girls devouring some chocolate pussy (a lot of that is happening here by the way). By default, Sxyprn.com starts by presenting you with the latest scenes. The number of updates is impressive, to say the least; over five scenes were added within the last hour of writing this. However, content can be further sorted by views, rating, and orgasmic. The thumbnails show the scene’s length, quality (look out for the HD icon on the left), number of views, and likes. Scroll further down the main page for the pagination which currently reads 264 pages. You can move between pages without limitations, which is obviously a big bonus. The search feature should also come in handy for those seeking something specific to satisfy their passion for kinky dykes. Anyone who loves sexy girls hooked to pussy will easily find whatever they are after.
Lesbian themed smut hub
Put two nymphomaniac lesbians together and aim a camera at all the spanking, scissoring and ass-worshiping that’s taking place and see what happens. That’s largely the narrative here. There is plenty of rapid fingers against the clit, ecstatic screaming, pussy licking, face sitting, threesome, steamy toy play, and so much more. See well-known pornstars like Ana Foxx, Katy Rose, Shyla Jennings, and Kristen Scott among others gleefully groping each other’s beautiful titties, eating each other out, and banging the hell out of each other with strap-on dildos, double dongers, and vibrators. At the time of writing, there were 7920 of the hottest lesbian scenes, and if the updates are anything to go by, it is only a matter of time before Sxyprn.com reaches the 10k mark. This means losers such as myself will have plenty to stroke our dicks to as the real pussy smashers like ThePornDude destroy twats left, right and center.
For starters, videos are not accompanied by descriptions. There is always a nice story when two girls hook up for some steamy pussy sucking. At Sxyprn.com, you are on your own. You will have to follow watch the video to know what’s happening. However, as long as the action is hot, nothing else should matter. I was too busy doing my five knuckle shuffle to follow the story anyway. Don’t joke with being pussy starved for life. This brings me nicely to the video player. Well, the videos don’t take long to load and like mentioned, the majority of the scenes are available in pretty good quality. Even the ones labeled SD are not that bad to be fair, and I certainly dig the quality. Sxyprn.com doesn’t host any of the content; it is sourced from the likes of Twistys, Legal Porno, Cherry Pimps, and Sweetcams.com among other leaders in the lesbian niche. Nothing unexpected there. However, the issues start as soon as you attempt to play a video. I’m talking about the ads menace which rears its ugly headbang inside the video player. Even worse, most of the times, it’s not even a single ad; they are mostly multiple ads crowding out the entire screen, and they will prove an annoyance. I don’t know about you, but I’m frustrated enough by my unfruitful search for pussy, and this is one thing I could do without. Damn, I wish I could get myself a real girlfriend. I hate it when my friends call me a super virgin. Back to the ads, good luck not having your brains fucked up and putting the strain on your RAM. I could go on and on about the ads, but before you label me a sissy who only knows about bitching about his miserable life, I’ll move on to other aspects of the site.
Pussy licking porn pics
Porn videos are good. But sometimes, all you need is a quick fap and looking at pictures of naked women getting all nasty with each is all you need when you don’t have time to follow a story about why two grownups are fucking. Simply click on porn pics and enjoy the hundreds of galleries featuring these luscious vixens sucking each other dry. Enjoy how much these sultry starlets enjoy the taste of each other’s pussy juices and use all manner of toys to stretch their pussy walls to the limit. The pictures can be downloaded, only not in zips. Speaking of downloads, the site has availed over 6808 torrent files for download for those who prefer this kind of arrangement. When you have the hottest, most beautiful babes in lesbian pairings, pleasing each other to climax to look forward to, you can’t go wrong with Sxyprn.com. Any video you can find here is downloadable.
Why Sxyprn.com is the ultimate jerk mate
High-quality videos; the majority of the scenes run on 30 minutes on average, but apart from the length, I was impressed by the quality with most of the videos available in finger-licking HD quality. Regular updates; the site already features a solid collection in its archive, but the best never rest, and they are on a daily strive to provide users with fresh content. The multiple daily updates speak volumes. Free content; everything on the site is free, and users don’t even have to register to enjoy the content. Steamy lesbian action; the collection does the lesbian niche justice, and it almost looks like they handpicked the hottest girls on the planet and instructed them to get nasty. The action features sexy and gorgeous ladies that will certainly drive you crazy once they get naked.
Ads; there is no way around it, the ads will suck the life out of you, especially when some are embedded in the video player. No thumbnail previews; who else was looking for animated previews in the thumbnails? Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but you won’t get any at Sxyprn.com.
Room for improvement
The lesbian section of Sxyprn.com is teeming with hot girl-on-girl action, but they could do with the introduction of animated previews. Also, sorting through content can be a nightmare, especially when the site looks a little bit clunky. That’s an area the site will be looking to work on ASAP. And is there a way the site could go a bit slow on the ads?
You won’t click on the enter button fast enough on Sxyprn.com; these gals are beautiful, glamorous, gorgeous, and sexy. They serve your fantasies courtesy of 7900+ scenes that are nothing short of steamy. Everything is available for free, and the site is ripe for exploring the sweetness that is soft-core lesbian sex. Visit today and enjoy.