Euro Girls Escort
EuroGirlsEscort.com is basically, as
its name already says, an escort porn site. That means that here, you
can find the best girls that you want, and you can pay them to fuck
them. Unfortunately, I don't have that much money on me right now, so I
can't do that, but if you're lucky and blessed with a prosperous job,
don't let my conditions stop you from living your dreams. What you can
mostly find on this site is a big ass list of escorts, and some buttons
that let you choose what kind of escorts do you want to meet, and the
choices are endless. From your regular girls to full-on wild trannies
looking to meet a gentleman that'll both please them and give them his
And that's okay — a girl's gotta work. I'm lucky as long as that sort of
thing doesn't happen in my family. I did have a cousin, though, that
went into sex work, but unfortunately, since then I haven't seen her.
Last I've heard is that she married a rich Arab guy and disappeared from
the face of the earth. She didn't even send me any money before she
went to live with him. She knows how hard my life is!
Navigation on this site
You also have another list on EuroGirlsEscort.com that's patiently
waiting for you on the left side of the site. On that list, you can find
your country and then you can find escorts from your area effortlessly.
From what I've seen by now, some of the states have a higher percentage
of fake accounts. That's why EuroGirlsEscort.com mostly recommends you
to connect for already verified users. Or to ask the girl to provide
some newer photos of herself. I remember when my dad wanted to cheat on
my mom and went on an escort site. Instead of getting a blonde Russian
girl as he asked, he got three black guys that beat him up, took his
money, AND his drugs, so yeah. Be careful with sites like these, my
fellow porn addicts.
On EuroGirlsEscort.com, you can choose your preferences as well. Pick
precisely the boob size, age, hair, and everything else that you want.
This is the same as me building the perfect girl in a sex game, except
that this is a reality, and unlike me, you can afford to do it and to
treat yourself. And you should do it! These girls are amazing. You have
every kind of girl - from beautiful to you regular ugly sluts here.
Instead of banging your head about the price and asking them about the
services they provide, you can find all of that if you click on their
profile as well.
On EuroGirlsEscort.com, you can conduct business with independent
escorts, or you can hire an agency that will send you a girl of your
choice. And their profiles are all full, so you can't have a
misunderstanding. For example, let's click on a girl. Unfortunately, you
can't click on the USA, because that section of the site is closed.
Some law against enabling sex trafficking, I'm not an attorney. But,
let's pick the closest country, which is, of course, Canada. In Canada,
you can find some great and adorable girls, but that's not important
mainly because I know that I'm not going to fuck any of them. And even
if I had the money to do it, I couldn't do it without a strap-on, simply
because my dick is so worn out from all that jerking off that it shrunk
and it's got nasty scars all over the shaft now.
When you click on a girl, you have a short description where she tells
you who she is and what's she's doing. It usually also comes with some
bullshit phrases about how she's the girl of your dreams, so if you hate
that, don't use EuroGirlsEscort.com. I know I get annoyed by that
because I am tired of fake love. Even my parents don't love me anymore.
All they care about is junk food, their disgusting sex times, and a lot
of prescription drugs. So don't come at me with that bullshit anymore.
What's NOT bullshit though is how they put real info that you're going
to need right bellow the description. Is she a smoker? A drinker? What's
her cup size? Can she speak multiple languages? Come and find out. And
the essential information after that - what sexual services can she
Most of these are your usual oral, vaginal, deepthroats, tea bagging,
kissing, dinners, and everything else that you already know. Some girls
don't do anal though, so if you're looking to stick your pee-pee in a
girls poo-poo, that's not going to happen. I mean, unless you find a
girl that's ready to take it up the ass like my high school crush. I
remember writing poems for her while that ugly jock Josh was bragging
about how he put his finger up her asshole... It broke my heart, man.
But, what can you do except move on, right?
You can't wallow in your sadness forever, even though that's exactly
what I've been doing. And look how it worked out for me, fuck! You can
also contact them because usually escorts on EuroGirlsEscort.com leave
their phone numbers. That's how you can arrange your meetings and have
interesting conversations with them before you meet them. Keep in mind -
you don't have to ask them about the cost and expenses - it's already
all on the site. For every sex act, there's an already listed price.
How to protect yourself from fake escorts
Aside from what I've already told you about fake escorts on
EuroGirlsEscort.com, some real ones can be assholes too. Nothing like my
mom, though, you can't top that. The same way she can't stop putting
toppings on her ice creams, but this is different. Some escorts like to
cheat, like to run away with your money, and most importantly, money
from their respective agencies. And after that, they ignore calls and
act as if nothing happened. Luckily, to avoid that, there's a blacklist.
Yes, the same blacklist that I'm on because once I whipped my penis out
in a supermarket when I was fifteen, thinking that the cashier liked
me. Unfortunately, now I have to walk at least two kilometers to the
nearest supermarket that'll let me in. And I still see no improvement in
my calf muscles!
You can protect yourself with this blacklist. It's displayed right at
the top of EuroGirlsEscort.com, and there you can see correctly which
girls you shouldn't hire. Along with that, you can see numerous reviews
that say precisely why you shouldn't do it in the first place! Those
reviews came from their agencies mostly and conned customers who just
wanted to get some. So yes, this great site also has a fantastic
protection system that'll filter out the bad hoes.
And unfortunately, that kind of stuff doesn't exist in real life. Hence
all of my dramatic heartbreaks over the years, and my now bad fear of
rejection. I can't even ask the employee to help me lift a watermelon
because I can't do it myself. I have a crippling fear of people, and I
know it. I guess that the solution for that would be hitting the gym and
seeing a therapist for my mental issues, but I'm on my ex therapist's
blacklist too. And I'm too scared to go near buff dudes, so the gym is
not an option either.
Registration and conclusion
There a couple of different ways to create an account on
EuroGirlsEscort.com. You can create it as a business, whether it's an
escort agency or a strip club, or you can create a clients account that
you can use for hiring girls. You can also be an independent escort girl
and register here. It's all your choice. All in all, whatever you are,
you're not going to regret this decision. The site is excellent, and
there's practically no way for you to get scammed if you take some
precautions. The girls all look attractive, the site has some fantastic
functions, and you can have a great time both on it, and with girls from
it as well.