Wankz VR! Virtual reality has been a
real godsend to me. Whenever I’m feeling down and lonely, I can just
put this futuristic sex box over my head and suddenly I’m no longer in a
dark, dank basement surrounded by anime figures and cat hair. I can
still smell my general funk, but at least I’m transported to a clean
porno set where I get to hammer away at the most beautiful women in the
world. This week, I’ve been spending a lot of time shaking my dick at
WankzVR.com got into the VR game on the ground floor, so they’ve already
been building their collection of 3D fuck scenes for a few years now.
Longevity counts for a lot in this business, because it proves the
studios know what they’re doing and know how to get you off. Virtual
reality has a steeper learning curve than traditional 2D smut, so those
few extra years translate to better, more realistic and believable,
fully immersive hardcore pornography.
A Virtual Mountain of Premium VR Smut
A big banner at the top of the landing page lets you know that WankzVR
won the 2018 and 2019 XBIZ awards for the VR Site of the Year. Nice! The
site also got a good review from The Porn Dude, which is really the
best endorsement any adult website could get. The dude is a real stud
with his finger on the pulse of the red-blooded, horny male. If he says
it’s good, well, I’ll go grab the lube.
The same banner also tells me they’ve got 365 VR fuck flicks on the menu
right now. That means you can beat off to a different one every single
day. What could be better than starting each morning with a visit to a
virtual porn set where you get to get your cock sucked, bang girls
between the boobies, and have threesomes with ripe young teens? It sure
beats the hell out of my usual routine of crying while I massage my
mom’s bunions so she doesn’t make me get a real job.
VR is so new that all the paysites hawking it are still bragging about
the basic shit. Yeah, we get that there’s head tracking, binaural 3D
sound and at least 180 degrees to look around. (360 was more popular
when virtual reality porn first hit the web, but they realized you
probably aren’t going to turn around and look at the wall when there is a
3D porn slut slurping on your balls.) That’s great and all, but it
really is expected for the genre. I’m much more interested in the
caliber of the hotties and the depravity of the sex acts they are
The newest movie is a college fuck scene where Uma Jolie stopped by
because your wife is out of town. The young, brown-haired beauty lets
your virtual counterpart smash it missionary, doggystyle, and cowgirl
before jizzing all over her lovely little tits. A couple of days before
that, it was Sloan Harper as a raver girl who really wants your giant
wiener between her jugs. The scene makes me extremely horny, but also
very depressed that I’m not cool enough to ever score any Molly.
They’re updating twice a week and every scene is a perverted fuck fest
featuring ripe young babes getting hammered in every single whole.
There’s tons of cunt fingering and deep-throating action, not to mention
creampies and threesomes. Good God, it all makes me so excited that I’m
a little bit worried about making my anime body pillow jealous. I guess
I’ll just flip her face-down for a while so she can’t give me that mean
Cheaper Than a Back-Alley Hooker and Hotter, Too
The standard price for a month of unlimited streaming and downloads at
WankzVR will run you 20 bucks. The monthly rate breaks down to an evil
$6.66 if you spring for a full year, hail Satan, or there is a two-day
trial for two bucks. The trial only includes one download, so choose
wisely. Streaming works, but will look grainy with those pixels right up
against your bloodshot eyeballs.
Twenty bucks is a killer price for this volume and quality of porno.
Shit dude, a regular old flat sex site usually runs 30. That said, my
mom is a bitch and wouldn’t give me a Benjamin for a month of virtual
twat stretching. I cried a little bit when I hit the Back button to
leave the sign-up page, but that actually earned me a 10-minute offer to
sign up for just 10 bucks for the first month. I’ll have to skip my
morning Big Mac a couple of times this week, but I’d rather be hungry
than horny with no porno.
The sign-up page also says you get access to 31 exclusive bonus sites. I
couldn’t actually find a list of them, but the links in the header lead
to a maze of different premium porn sites. It’s unlikely that you’ll
run out of virtual reality scenes on WankzVR to jerk off to, but a
change of pace can be nice. Anyway, who’s going to complain about all
that extra porno gravy?
From Kissless Virgin to Threesome-Having Stud
This may come as a surprise to some of you, but I’m actually a virgin.
I’ve never even kissed a girl, let alone sunk my shaft balls-deep into
the tight, wet cunt of a gorgeous professional hump artist. One day I
hope to get the opportunity, but in the meantime, I figured I’d live it
up in VR. Why smash one fat girl from the Internet when you can bang
three professional hotties on WankzVR?
There’s a lot of good group sex on the site, but this flick called
Star-Spangled Banger really caught my attention. It’s got a trio of
sorority sweethearts who need my help with their Fourth of July party.
The scene opens with a few girls who are happy to see me, a first in my
life, but it only gets better from there.
Within minutes, the young ladies are showing me their bodies and leaning
in for VR kisses. The 3D audio gives me an ASMR effect that really adds
to the intimacy, and the ridiculously crisp resolution makes the whole
thing feel so real. I feel like I’m actually at a backyard party,
something I’ve only watched sadly from my bedroom window while punching
myself in the genitals.
The redhead who slurps my cock first makes a lot of noise. I like how
she cups my virtual balls while working her mouth. That’s one talented
little whore. We do some one-on-one doggy style in the garage before her
blonde friend walks in. They kiss each other a little before double
teaming on my dong.
I felt like I was going to pop already and I hadn’t even gotten to the
threesome. I jumped ahead to the half-hour mark and found myself
pounding a new, brown haired babe from behind while the other two girls
went down on each other. By this point we’ve moved outside, and I have
to wonder what the neighbors on the other side of the fence think about
all that orgasmic moaning and squealing.
Holy Shit, I’m Masturbating into the Future
Virtual reality has taken off a lot more slowly than us neckbearded,
basement-dwelling virgins had hoped. It may finally be ready for
primetime, thanks to Oculus (a.k.a. Facebook) and porn studios eager to
get in on the game. A lot of new VR porn sites are popping up right now,
but few of them are as worthy of your time and money as WankzVR.
WankzVR (often misspelled as "wanksvr") costs less than your typical
premium porn site, and they update twice a week with exclusive virtual
reality fuck scenes that make you feel like a genuine porn stud. Hell, I
end up feeling like The Porn Dude, the studliest motherfucker alive,
when they drop me into these 3D sex movies. It’s an easy choice if
you’re looking for the best way to masturbate in your expensive new