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But if that wasn’t enough, there’s another section which has an ingeniously creative name: ‘Section’. At first I thought it was just some visual bug or something, but the ‘Section’ section actually works as a drop-down menu much like the aforementioned ‘Porn Studios’ section, and it too contains a seemingly-random assortment of professional porn productions which this time seem to be lesser-known, such as BigTitsatWork, Mikes Apartment, BrownBunnies, and MomsInControl. I have no idea why they’d split both of those sections in two as opposed to having one, but then again this website has a lot of weird unexplained things on it… Choose Your Pornstar The ever-present Pornstar section is present on this site, and it’s a hot mess much like roughly half of this whole damn website. The pornstars show up in large thumbnails in alphabetical order, which doesn’t provide much in terms of user experience or visual aid. Secondly, there are no filters for the cataloged models on this page whatsoever – all you get is an alphabetical list, and the worst part is, you can’t even use a search bar to find a pornstar, so if you did have one in mind to fap to you’ll have to use the all-purpose search bar on the site. The only redeeming quality I’ve seen on the pornstar section is the fact that their individual profiles come with a little basic information about the girls themselves, including a cute little paragraph that explains what they’re like on set, which is of course stolen from some big-budget XXX production house. And yes, all the videos which a given model appears in are listed below her profile, which proves that while this site may be unorganized, it’s not completely anarchistic. Also, some pornstars are missing their thumbnail images, which makes this section look even messier and unappealing. Play the Video, if You Can The first noticeable thing about this site’s video players is that they’re those generic ‘openload’ video players that you can find on those semi-legal streaming sites like Putlocker. And since there’s always more than one source for videos streamed on these video players, there’s an additional secondary video player that’s there to get the job done should the first one fail (and trust me, it’s common for these players to fail). This means that you can’t edit the quality of your video, and the video itself is pretty slow to load due to the player’s streaming properties. The source link of the video itself is listed below the player, as well as nifty little video description that details what happens in the video in a narrative-like way (which is of course stolen because those descriptions are written by the production house that made the actual video). Also, while we’re on the topic of videos, I’d like to quickly point out that the only video filters available on this site are ‘via date’, the number of likes they have, the number of views they have or completely random (if you’re up for some fap roulette). And to make matters worse, some of the videos don’t play at all, which isn’t surprising due to the ‘openload’ video player. The Design Could Use Some Refining In the end, I admit that this site is somewhat decent despite all its flaws, because it gets the job done despite its many imperfections. But one thing that manages to piss me off more than anything else is its horrible design – not only is this site a visual eyesore, but the user experience coupled with the limitless amount of ad pop-ups definitely makes it a pain in the ass to use.